Totally Unreliable and Slightly Profane 75th Golden Globes Predictions

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Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television

Laura Dern, Big Little Lies

Ann Dowd, The Handmaid’s Tale

Chrissy Metz, This Is Us

Michelle Pfeiffer, The Wizard of Lies

Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies

Winner: Laura Dern should bring it home for Big Little Lies again here. I know by the unspoken HFPA rules that it should go to Shaileen Woodley, but I don’t think that rule will stick here. And Ann Dowd could bring one home for The Handmaid’s Tale. But nah. Let’s give Vice Admiral Holdo a little bit of love! Laura Dern lightspeeds to a Golden Globe here.

And that’s it! I can’t believe you reached the end. Well, hopefully you didn’t wager any real money and agreed with me at least a third of the time. And yes, those are my measurements of success.

Enjoy The Golden Globes on NBC on January 7, 2018 at 5pm PST/8pm PST.